Marriage
The Mile High Club: Part II
Last summer, Mike and his office manager were attending a dental seminar in Scottsdale. I panicked, realizing I could die not knowing a single thing about mandibular radiolucencies or benign salivary tumors and made arrangements to fly down and meet him. Just kidding! I just wanted to get a massage, lay by the pool and not have to sneak into the closet to have sex because there were 2 kids in our bed.
Mike arranged for his office manager’s husband to pick me up from the airport. At baggage claim, Nic chivalrously asked which suitcase was mine, snatched it off the luggage carousel and started laughing. I was momentarily confused until I realized MY SUITCASE WAS BUZZING. OMG. I loudly announced to everybody in the nearby vicinity that “This is NOT what you think! It is my sonicare toothbrush! I swear! My husband is a dentist! REALLY!” What I didn’t realize at the time, was that this particular incident would serve as foreshadowing for another airplane related event a month later….. ... Continue reading »
Marriage
- October 08, 2015
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I Steal Cable - March 12, 2012
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Hi there. I am so glad you stopped by! I started writing a couple years ago as a constructive way to channel my emotions at the prompting of my therapist. One of my assignments after being in therapy for a year was to write an autobiography detailing ... Continue »
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Marriage
- October 08, 2015
You Can Bank On It - August 22, 2014
Psychic Encounters - April 01, 2014
I Can See Clearly Now - February 11, 2013
Mr. Whiskerpuss - December 19, 2012
I Steal Cable - March 12, 2012
I Love All My Peeps - March 08, 2011
Gangsta Fish - Still not satisfied
All Blog posts
Hi there. I am so glad you stopped by! I started writing a couple years ago as a constructive way to channel my emotions at the prompting of my therapist. One of my assignments after being in therapy for a year was to write an autobiography detailing ... Continue »
Erin's Cloud Of Confusion
motherhood :: why i love money :: marriage :: people i fucking love :: pooping :: ran out of lexapro :: my mom :: god has a jacked up sense of humor :: miracles and disasters :: vaginas are awesome :: random
The Best Of Erin Says
The World Is Ending. Yawn.
DysFUNctional
Big Pimpin' Spending Mike's G's
The Lord Works In Weird Ways
Heal The World
Figurines Vol II
The Mile High Club Part I
The Legend
Lucky Nipples
The Mystery Animal





















