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Where the Dead Fern Grows
I spent the past month before I had knee surgery trying to nurse my 9 year old daughter’s chameleon, Fern, back to health. Fern became “egg bound.” Essentially, this means she was pregnant, but unable to push those life-suckers out. The only solution to this harrowing predicament was to spay and pray. Now before you Pro-Lifers start sending me hate mail and burning crosses in my yard, calm your shit down. While I did “technically” pay for a chameleon abortion(s), they were FAKE babies. Fern was a virgin. Like me. ... Read moreWhere the Dead Fern Grows
I spent the past month before I had knee surgery trying to nurse my 9 year old daughter’s chameleon, Fern, back to health. Fern became “egg bound.” Essentially, this means she was pregnant, but unable to push those life-suckers out. The only solution to this harrowing predicament was to spay and pray. Now before you Pro-Lifers start sending me hate mail and burning crosses in my yard, calm your shit down. While I did “technically” pay for a chameleon abortion(s), they were FAKE babies. Fern was a virgin. Like me. ... Read moreWhere the Dead Fern Grows
I spent the past month before I had knee surgery trying to nurse my 9 year old daughter’s chameleon, Fern, back to health. Fern became “egg bound.” Essentially, this means she was pregnant, but unable to push those life-suckers out. The only solution to this harrowing predicament was to spay and pray. Now before you Pro-Lifers start sending me hate mail and burning crosses in my yard, calm your shit down. While I did “technically” pay for a chameleon abortion(s), they were FAKE babies. Fern was a virgin. Like me. ... Read more
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Hi there. I am so glad you stopped by! I started writing a couple years ago as a constructive way to channel my emotions at the prompting of my therapist. One of my assignments after being in therapy for a year was to write an autobiography detailing ... Continue »
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Recent Blog Posts
- June 04, 2016
Where the Dead Fern Grows - April 30, 2016
Happy Graduation - April 23, 2016
Girl You Be Trippin - April 19, 2016
Bye Felicia - April 11, 2016
Hi, You've Reached Erin & Lisa - April 11, 2016
To Our Illiterate Friends - March 01, 2016
Deer Antlers and Tonsils - February 01, 2016
A Hairy Situation - January 09, 2016
Icebergs and Negotiations - October 18, 2015
Liquor Stores and Magic Crystals - October 08, 2015
You Can Bank On It - September 28, 2015
Supplemental Income - August 21, 2015
Good News Comes In Pairs - August 03, 2015
Take Your Lumps - July 17, 2015
I Love New Yorkers - June 15, 2015
Broccoli is Gross - May 15, 2015
Disco Party - April 28, 2015
Listen to My Intuition - March 10, 2015
Strapping On Hiking Shoes - January 05, 2015
Cat Tales - November 11, 2014
Life Lessons - October 21, 2014
Hi My Name is Erin and I Have a Problem - September 16, 2014
Leave Me Alone - August 22, 2014
Psychic Encounters - August 19, 2014
Extra Crazy Cat Lady - August 01, 2014
I Am a Dickhead - July 21, 2014
The Traveling Man - June 12, 2014
Mom of the Year Again - May 13, 2014
Happy Motha's Day - April 15, 2014
Breast Day Ever - April 08, 2014
Oops I Joined A Cult - April 01, 2014
I Can See Clearly Now - March 18, 2014
Rolling the Fat - March 10, 2014
Grow Some Balls - January 13, 2014
Miss My Sis - January 08, 2014
Mom on Fire - November 08, 2013
My Dog Has A Drinking Problem - October 07, 2013
The Circle of Life - September 12, 2013
Everyone Loves Me - July 25, 2013
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Hi there. I am so glad you stopped by! I started writing a couple years ago as a constructive way to channel my emotions at the prompting of my therapist. One of my assignments after being in therapy for a year was to write an autobiography detailing ... Continue »
Erin's Cloud Of Confusion
motherhood :: why i love money :: marriage :: people i fucking love :: pooping :: ran out of lexapro :: my mom :: god has a jacked up sense of humor :: miracles and disasters :: vaginas are awesome :: random
The Best Of Erin Says
The World Is Ending. Yawn.
DysFUNctional
Big Pimpin' Spending Mike's G's
The Lord Works In Weird Ways
Heal The World
Figurines Vol II
The Mile High Club Part I
The Legend
Lucky Nipples
The Mystery Animal
Search The Site
